The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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