Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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