3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
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Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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