He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
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