ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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