I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
he just fucked me for my cheese..
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
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