so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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