i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
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