Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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