just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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