gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
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