last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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