So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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