Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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