I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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