What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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