just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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