quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
foreskin is a definite game changer
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
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