So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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