I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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