She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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