? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Dick very happy bro
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
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