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yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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