I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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