How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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