He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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