FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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