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• (914): View more from New York

  Did I miss anything?

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  A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.

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  so we also did drugs

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.

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• (831): View more from California

  There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  ...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.

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• (417): View more from Missouri

  At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.

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• (805): View more from California

  Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?

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• (713): View more from Texas

  Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....

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