There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Randomize
