I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
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