ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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