You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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