I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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