Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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