just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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