Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
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