that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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