Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Randomize
