Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
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