I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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