I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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