She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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