So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
you traded sex for a burrito?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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