would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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