Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Randomize
