Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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