You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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