Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
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