windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
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