i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
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