What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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