he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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