Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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