Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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