I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
Randomize