Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
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