We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
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